♪ Norway's a lonely guy, he's been sad and down
♪ Couldn't understand why he's been joked around
♪ He wanted to be free with creatures like him
♪ And now he's got his wish
♪ Because I know that he's a gay fish (gay fish)
♪ Gay fish, yo
♪ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♪ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♪ Because onii-chan is a gay fish
♫ All those lonely nights at the grocery store
♫ In the frozen fish aisle, feeling like a whore
♫ Cuz he wasn't being true, though everyone said he'd make a switch
(gay fish)
♫ Cuz onii-chan is a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ Gay fish, yo.
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
Right where he belongs, girl
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ Onii-chan is a gay fish (gay fish)
He used to be scared, denyin' who he was,
Actin' straight but then goin' out to other gay fish clubs
Dancin' with the marlins, makin' out with all the snappers,
He'd take a tuna home and work that coddle fin for hours
But he's out, and and he's free to love what he wants
Be it yellowfin or bass that goldfish in Hong Kong
Uh, pardon me?
He slap that mermaid ass, make that clownfish butt shake
He'd come to your house and have an orgy in yo' mothafuckin' fishtank (fishtank)
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
Right where he belongs, girl
He be makin' love to other gay fish
♫ He really gets around, he's the slut of the sea
♫ When he says he's got crabs, he means it literally
♫ He was eating dinner and just had to go down on that salmon on a dish
♫ Cuz he's the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
Gay fish, yo
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
Right where he belongs, girl
Because onii-chan is a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ But he just settled down, can't be a whore
♫ Ain't gonna sleep with any fish no more,
♫ He's got a lover, a brother who's a cross-dressing pike named Trish
And together they are gay fish (gay fish)
Gay fish, yo
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
♫ Onii-chan's a gay fish (gay fish)
Right where he belongs, girl
Because onii-chan is a gay fish (gay fish)